I know when you see her name, your dirty mind can’t help but think ‘black cock’, but I urge you to look beyond such childish things and see the wonderful tits which Jolene Blalock possesses. They were wasted on CSI, they should have been surrounding my rosy cheeks instead.
Olivia Munn is like the sun…she’s fucking hot! What? I can make these jokes all day, at least I’m not reeling off ones about Michael Jackson and kids. No-one’s going to make jokes about me when I die homie. I did once hear my next door neighbour telling his wife that I’m a “loser and an alcoholic and someone should get him into a clinic and help him”, he thinks he’s so god damn funny.
Her husband may be a piece of shit who plays for a soccer team I’m not exactly a huge fan of, but Cheryl Cole herself is a god damn gem. I’d take time off from slangin’ that rock to give her a bit of loving. Shit, maybe I’d even let her kiss me. She’s a buff ting.
Although I reserve a special contempt for Hollywood socialites, I am still a red-blooded male and cannot deny their beauty. Kim Kardashian is a prime example of a spoiled slut and even though I’d reach back and pimp slap the bitch, I’d still ultimately turn her over and show her why they call me Charlie the Ramraider. Does that make me a bad person?
You already know I think Megan Fox is the most scorching creature ever to have walked the planet and also that I have a life-sized cardboard cut out of her with a hole in it…yeah around the vagina bit. Well, here is evidence to support my opinion and I think you’ll agree that she was looking rather stunning at the premiere of the new Transformers movie in LA the other day. Long live Megan Fox, goddess of the babes.
If you’re wondering why there has been a lack of updates recently, it’s because I’ve been getting this beautiful new layout together. I know you think it’s amazing and that this update has warmed your heart, but just in case it wasn’t enough, here are some pictures of Vanessa Minnillo looking pretty damn good.
Blake Lively showed up at the CFDA Fashion Awards the other night looking absolutely smoking in pink. I’m not usually a huge fan of blondes but I would let Blake lead me around on a leash and I promise you, I don’t let just anyone do that…only women, with boobs, nice asses and vaginas…
She will always be known to me as Felicity Shagwell, but if you really insist on calling her Heather, here is Miss Graham displaying a rather delicious pair of pokies. These delightful pictures will no doubt rouse any lifeless pork swords around the world, she definitely added some life to mine. As soon as it peaked it emitted a puff of ancient dust…that’s how long it’s been guys.
Ashley Tisdale is an acquired taste. At first glance, she seems pretty hot but then when you study her further, you realise that there’s something strange about her. Fortunately for me, I’m very persistent and after staring at these pics for a few hours my mind accepted her flaws and is now in sweet sweet denial.
We all know there’s only really one photo of Emma Watson on the internet that we all want to look at, but here’s a few more anyway. She looks pretty good in these even though her dress looks like it was thrown together by a tramp with a bag of rubbish during a huge crack binge. Yeah…
